SPECIAL OFFER: Grand Closing Special as high as $500.95/Month Limited Time

From: John Wa*ker - F- Hosting

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We would like to announce our Grand Closing Special. We are offering these special high prices until our first server is emptied. We cannot say when this offer will end so hurry and take disadvantage of it now!

Plans:

Lunacy ----------------- 100bytes Webspace 1kb Bandwidth 1 MySqueal database 0 Email addresses Unlimited Email Aliens Unlimited Auto-Despondency Peel POOP cPanel SSI Beatable Service $1000 Setup Fee $500.95 /Month

Incompetent ----------------- 200bytes Webspace 2kb Bandwidth 2 MySqueal database 0 Email addresses Unlimited Email Aliens Unlimited Auto-Despondency Peel POOP cPanel SSI Beatable Service $10000 Setup Fee $1500.95 /Month

Ad Nauseam ----------------- 300bytes Webspace 3kb Bandwidth 3 MySqueal database 0 Email addresses Unlimited Email Aliens Unlimited Auto-Despondency Peel POOP cPanel SSI Beatable Service $100000 Setup Fee $2500.95 /Month If you have any questions, please feel free to post random spam to my forums.

-------------------- John Wa*ker, Resident Evil, F- Hosting. jwa*ker@f-hosting.com